Paige Quote of the Day

Paige was pulling arm-length stretches of gum out of her mouth and I said, "Paige, if I see that gum outside of your mouth again I'm going to take it away" (we've had too many gum-in-hair/clothes/furniture incidents).  Without missing a beat she said, "Well, what if I'm at a limbo party and we don't have a limbo stick?  Can I use my gum as the limbo stick?"  How does a 5 year-old come up with this stuff?